Valentine

I really enjoyed this film! While it is not as intense or gut-wrenching like the more recent films The Strangers, Wolf Creek or High Tension, it is still a very fun, entertaining ride. I do not care too much for the horror films that came before this which are usually referred to now as the "post-Scream" era from the late nineties to the early 2000's. Scream was more or less making fun of the genre although it did have its fun, suspenseful moments. However this one worked for me. Like the original Black Christmas, Curtains and 2006's The Descent, it features an all-female lead cast and all the actresses are very likeable. They did not irritate me like say Jennifer Love Hewitt or Brandy in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer whose charactes are portrayed like a couple of dumb bimbos. By the way, I find it comical that certain people gave this a poor rating yet ISKWYDLS has over 100 ratings in the 5-star category. My favorite actress here was Jessica Capshaw (daughter of actress Kate Capshaw and step-daughter to Steven Spielberg). Hedy Burress of the TV-movie thriller Cabin by the Lake is the scene-stealer here with a juicy yet minor role as an angry victim of a con-artist scam. You can tell what a fun time these gals were having filming this picture and it felt like they were really friends with each other. The killer's costume was also a big draw for me. As other reviewers have mentioned, he/she wears a cherub-mask and is dressed in black. The story was original and kept simple but that's why I enjoyed it. It reminded me of the old-school horror films I used to watch. I also thought the ending was nicely done. The character(s) find out who the killer is by way of framing, yet the audience knows a different story (sort of like 1981's Happy Birthday to Me). It coincides with what happened in the very beginning. Denise Richards sexy turn is also worth mentioning and people will probably recognize Katherine Heigl of Grey's Anatomy the most. Marley Shelton and Jessica Cauffiel round out the cast. As for the weakest point, I will say the writing could have definitely used work in some places, and I wish a few more red-herrings could have been thrown our way, but because I found this so appealing, it's easy for me to overlook the little setbacks. There was a lot of character interaction and development which is important even in a horror/slasher film. I give this 4-stars for doing a swell job of entertaining me! This was filmed by the same director who gave us Urban Legend although I find this one much more superior to that one. As long as you don't take it too seriously and accept it for what it is, you will love it in the tradition of My Bloody Valentine, Terror Train or Prom Night.

This review is really like a companion piece to Daniel Jolley's Amazon review of October 12, 2002. He has already expressed everything I could about this movie in the best possible way. So many have panned it which is why I found Daniel's review to be so refreshing, and it inspired me to chime in my own two cents and up the review average in favor of this highly entertaining and very fun horror movie.

Some have said that "Scream" reignited the slasher genre in the mid '90s but I have never been a big fan of that one as it is to me almost like a play or satire on the familiar slasher movie formulas rather than a bona fide slasher itself. "Valentine" director Jamie Blanks however, clearly a die hard slasher fan just like I and perhaps you are if you're reading this, seems to realize that those same familiar formulas that "Scream" pokes fun at are formulas that work, and have made for some great entertainment since the late '70s and early '80s when the slasher wave first broke. Blanks even admits in the director's commentary track of the DVD that "Valentine's" plot is not the most original but boy does this one ever deliver.

And just what is that plot. It concerns revenge for cruel taunting in junior high school, with each of the young women involved years later receiving warped Valentine's greetings from the unknown perpetrator, who proceeds to stalk and pick them off one by one.

And how beautiful each of those women have grown to be! To echo what Daniel said in his review, from the male perspective "Valentine" is a delight to behold. You get the brief early appearance by Katherine Heigl, who looks awesome and fetching as a med student in a tank top; Marley Shelton, a stunning blonde who plays nice girl Kate, and Denise Richards, who sizzles as the not so nice Paige. Oh yeah, and for the female contingent, I'm told that David Boreanaz (as Kate's mysterious alcoholic-leaning boyfriend) is not unpleasant on the eyes. True, as compared to the early '80s, in these slightly more enlightened and dare I say "politically correct" times, there is no out and out nudity in "Valentine" but as Daniel stated, the sultry bedroom bondage scene and Denise Richards in the hot tub scene to me more than make up for it.

But at the heart of it, "Valentine" succeeds in large part because of its sense of fun and that it presents hip humor (like the bit on the perils of speed dating) in place of the usual stomach-churning gore. In the spirit of my favorite slashers, it does not take itself at all seriously and is played mainly for fun.

That's not to say there is no gore or sleaze to behold here; it is a slasher movie after all. Blanks directs the film very stylishly and presents the perfect update on the classic slasher template for a new generation. The killer wears a very cool cherub mask and the stalk and slash scenes are great and very inventive and quite suspenseful. While the premise may not be too original (which again, Blanks readily admits), to echo the proverbial saying, if it ain't broke, why fix it?

I love slasher movies and for all the reasons stated here and in Daniel's earlier review "Valentine" is a new classic for a new generation that stands up with the best slashers of the past.

VALENTINE is a terrific homage / tribute / throwback movie. Watching it takes me back to the gory-glory days of 70s and 80s classics like HALLOWEEN, PROM NIGHT, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE, etc. I love the cherub-masked killer! There's just something very unsettling about a giant baby w/ a butcher-knife! As for the gorgeous gaggle of gals, I must say that I was impressed! Denise Richards (Starship Troopers, Wild Things) and co. are all knockouts, even while being knocked off! So, if you pine away for those good old days of SSS (Silent Sinister Stalkers), beautiful victims, and mobs of red-herrings, then VALENTINE should do you true...

"Valentine" is great holiday slasher fare. Though it is not a horror classic like "My Bloody Valentine," it is still enjoyable to watch. The body count is high and the death scenes are immaginative. The actors/actresses are gorgeous, the settings are beautiful, the musical score rocks, and the action is well paced. However, I strongly suspected who the killer was early into the movie because of a lack of surviving male characters. Therefore, it succeeds as a Jason-type slasher (the killer wears a Kewpie doll mask in lieu of a hockey mask) but fails as a mystery thriller/giallo. "Valentine" tried hard to have a "twist" ending but never succeeded because the viewer knows the killer has to be male due to their nose bleeding everytime they kill. Favorite scene: When one character is shot with three archery bows, falls down a steep stairwell and lands inside a trash bin.

Wow,this movie is quite possibly one of the most uninteresting slasher movies in years. At no time does this create even a small amount of suspense. The actors appear to be uninterested in the movie and look almost ashamed to be in the film.
After the tired cliched opening of a young picked on boy being beat and humiliated at a school dance we flash forward 13 years and find that he is now looking to get even with the girls who rejected him. The fact that the girls are made to look like horrible mean spirted witches almost has you cheering for their demise. The final revelation of who the killer is is a big let down and raises questions as to how he was able to commit some of the murders.
Give yourself a break and save your money for something that is really scary. Spend your money on flowers and skip this valentine!