Scott Bath Tissue, White, 20-Count Packages (Pack of 2)

Yes, it's a luxury in many countries. But here in America we review it and I'm giving this brand four celebratory stars!

When you have a horrible cold or flu and you hunker down on the couch watching Deal Or No Deal and Friends reruns for HOURS, your body begins to melt into the furniture so that there is no way you will wander the house looking for a box of tissues that you might not even own. So what do you? You HOLLER to someone--the dog, anyone who has at least two feet and can fetch--and you ask that person to bring you a roll of toilet paper. When the Scott toilet paper roll arrives, you prop it on the ledge of the couch over your left shoulder. You let a little strip dangle so you don't have to reach too far to grab some. Then you blow, wipe, blow, wipe. If no one's home, you wad up a pile of it and make yourself a nose ghost--a cottony trough of sorts, that just hangs from your nose.
This stuff is soft. It works. Your nose won't be as chapped as it would if you used a less cushy brand.

This stuff is like public restroom toilet paper, it's no where near the softest but it's cheap and the rolls last a long time...

There's no doubt that the burning question on everyone's mind is, what's up with the NEW LOOK advertised on the package? Well, as a user of Scott Bath Tissue, I can happily report that it's . . . still white. If anyone is worried that they won't be able to recognize their beloved Scott, rest assured, you'll still know it. New look, same great ability to absorb - stuff.

My biggest question is, what is 'bath tissue'? It *must* be something you use when taking a "bath", right? I know what toilet paper is, and I know what bathROOM tissue is, but what exactly is 'bath' tissue?

Seriously though, Scott bath tissue is great. It's a nice white color, it's on a roll for easy access, it has a cardboard tube in the center specially designed to fit standard toilet paper dispensers, it absorbs moisture - basically, everything you could ever want in a toilet paper. As a fan of personal cleanliness, I highly highly recommend . . . using toilet paper.

Scott is my favorite toilet tissue anyway (because of it's length of use - rolls don't run out that fast), and it's great for our septic (other tissues don't break down and clog).

The large bulk item is great, because you don't have to fill your shopping cart at the store with toilet paper...

It's not the same as what you buy on the shelf at your local supermarket. The paper is much thinner. It's still okay but I don't know if I would order it again.